Please delight in our collection of only funny groaners.Do you know a corny joke that you think there is just nothing more funny, nothing more corny than, in the entire world? Sophie-Marie provided the inspiration for the new business for her owner, who decided the best way to make a living was to combine her biggest enthusiasms - pastries and pets. The owner is Harriet Sternstein who moved to Paris from the US with her dog Sophie-Marie. So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? A: He He Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. And the next time you need an inorganic standard, be sure to think of Inorganic Ventures. Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k? The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."The neutron says "Are you sure? The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? From Abomasnow to Zygarde – and favorite pokemon like Pikachu and Charizard, you’ll find the best pokemon jokes that are clean and safe for children right here on this page. A: Weedle Knievell Q: What do you call Meowth’s reflection? Not only will these pokemon jokes get laughs, but you’re all but guaranteed to hear a detailed description about the power, weakness and history of the pokemon you’re telling jokes about. A: Star U Q: What type of pokemon would Jerry Garcia be? Q: What did the Pokemon say when he looked through the window? A: A copycat Q: What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman? A: Very carefully Q: What did Mewtwo say to the flea?
A: CSI Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
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In second place was a legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu'.
A: A Light Bulbasaur Q: What do you call a storm of Pokemon?
A: Lake Erie Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does motorcycle stunts?